The Chosen Ones

 

PROPHETS

Prophets were critical to the founding of the cult.  You can only achieve this status if you are an active, contributing member and were present at its creation at Norwescon 2002.  Don't forget to click on the links and view the "personal" side of each of our devoted cultists.

Sir Duckman

Rev. Chikin Hed

High Priestess Sharona

Taternutz

Patsy

 

Grogg

 

Scooter The Impaler

 

 

 

Tadia

the Eighth Great Black Prophet

   

In an event which went down in cult history, in the 10th year of the New Millennium, one of the Order of the Über Bakulon was elevated to the HOLY STATUS OF PROPHET through a great outpouring of slave-like devotion on her part to our most holy cause- she has literally been the beacon of Bakula in these dark times.  It is therefore with great pleasure that we, the Prophets of the Cult of Scott Bakula officially recognize her prophetary status.

 

 

the low prophet

In light of his naked supplication before the flaccid diety which is our most holy S.B., he was dubbed, the Low Prophet.

 

 

HOLY ORDER OF THE ÜBER-BAKULA

Those who have made major contributions to the Cult of Scott Bakula, but were not present at its founding, are entitled to join the Holy Order.

Thig

Jared

Jamie

Errhead

Jasen

Phil

Mom

Greg

DK

Uhmanduh

Rose

Papa Dave

Sean

Jack HammerTM

(Sharona's Love Slave)

Voltara Von Strako

(Future Savior of Humanity during the coming apocalypse)

 

Daniel

Beavis

Gibbitt

Wendy

Sir Stumpy

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Trish

Joe

 

Devin

 

Derek

Megan

Megan has shown her undying lust for the Bakula by adorning her body with a tattoo of our holy symbol!  Oh boy!!

 

 

YOU

Could be next!

 

 

 

 

CELEBRITY MEMBERS

These are lucky souls who were made famous by the power of the slack which drips off of our god, and who have recognized His power.

Ted Raimi

Yes!  Joxster from Xena and the brother of Sam Raimi is an official member of our divine sect!

The Bizarro Version of Sealab 2021's

Captain Murphy

The "real" Captain Murphy is actually an Alvian.

 

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