Prophet Taternutz bringer of fear.
The Bakula
spoke unto TaterNutz and said, "Fear must be struck into the hearts of all
believers and the non believers. Fear is what will make them drink and
that is what will make me strong." The Bakula filled TaterNutz with
warmth, like a shot of Jager does to you, and bestowed upon him a gift.
"I, give you the ability, to bend your fingers back further than humanly
possible. If this does not cause fear, try something else."
The Bakula
then unleashed his juggernaut of fear upon all that stood in his way,
believers or not. Fear spread, people drank, The Bakula grew strong.
Strong enough to take a permanent hold on The Prophets and give them the power
to recruit the ÜBER-BAKULA, the chosen ones.
If I don't puke, there won't be room for Mardok, slayer of Tiamat!